14 February, 2015

Funny Status

Falling in love is only half of
what I want. Staying in love
with you till forever is the
other.
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“And in her smile I see
something more beautiful
than the stars.”
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As long as i wake up in the
morning and she is next to
me, that's all that matters.
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Every moment i spent with
you is like a dream come
true <3
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If a hug tell how much i love
you, i would hold you in my
arms forever.
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If i had the world in mah
hands, i'd give it all to
you :)
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My "last seen at" was just
to check your "last seen
at".
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If you’re talking abt me
behind mah back….. go
ahead this is the best angle
to kiss mah ass!
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Never laugh at your wife's
choices... you're one of
them ...
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Do not be afraid to step on
people... Mario made a
career from it.
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“You compliment someone
for their mustaches, &
suddenly she isn't your
friend anymore.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only
used once, never opened.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I
can do it with my eyes
CLOSED :)
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Our marriage is like a
workshop. I work and my
wife shops.
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Scratch here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal
my status :P
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Borrow money from a
pessimist- - he doesn't
expect it back.
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Mom's logic: If you go wild
and break your legs, do not
run to me and cry ..
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There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3
words for you - I Love You
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There are 3 types of people
in the world- vegetarian,
non-veterinarian & Tuesday
Saturday..

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